message

Sunday 10 November 2013

SMS COMEDY JOKE OF THE DAY

   KEEP RELATIONSHIPS

 

 

   TWO BEST SECRETS TO KEEP RELATIONSHIPS STRONG....

 

   WHENEVER YOU ARE WRONG -ALWAYS ACCEPT IT....

 

   AND WHENEVER YOU ARE WRIGHT JUST KEEP QUIT...!

 

 

 

 JOKE OF THE DAY

 

  DAUGHTER: DAD I AM IN LOVE WITH A BOY WHO IS FAR AWAY FROM ME

            I AM IN AUSTRALIA AND HE LIVES IN UK

            WE MET ON DATING WEB,

            BECOME FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK

            HAD LONG CHATS ON WHATS UP

            HE PROPOSED ME ON SKYPE AND NOW

            DAD I NEEED BLESSINGS,GOOD WISHES....

 

 FATHER:   WOW REALLY...!

           THEN GET MARRIED ON TWITTER HAVE FUN ON TANGO

           BUY YOUR KIDS ON AMAZON AND

           SEND THEM THROUGH PAYPAL

           AND IF YOU FEEL FED UP WITH YOUR HUSBAND

           SELL THEM IN OLX

          

NEW JOKE SMS… FRESH JOKES MESSAGES,

 

 

No comments:

Post a Comment

My Blog List